A DESIGNER CHICKEN COOP for your fancy-ass chickens.
Because your chickens will only hatch eggs in a coop that looks like Mies van der Rohe concepted it.
And you have $11,050 to spare, IDK.
Also your dog house has to match, of course.
PLS GET YOUR DOG HIS OWN PRIVATE “FALLING WATER.”
Anyway, it's $4,550.
Here, have a leather bicycle.
Good luck riding it. Of course it's from Goop.
It's ~on sale~ for $2,545.
Do you still have a regular ol’ iPhone? Sad! Get a 24-ct gold phone.
You'll just need $4,995.