Honestly.

A DESIGNER CHICKEN COOP for your fancy-ass chickens.

A DESIGNER CHICKEN COOP for your fancy-ass chickens.

Because your chickens will only hatch eggs in a coop that looks like Mies van der Rohe concepted it.

And you have $11,050 to spare, IDK.

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Also your dog house has to match, of course.

Also your dog house has to match, of course.

PLS GET YOUR DOG HIS OWN PRIVATE “FALLING WATER.”

Anyway, it's $4,550.

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Here, have a leather bicycle.

Here, have a leather bicycle.

Good luck riding it. Of course it's from Goop.

It's ~on sale~ for $2,545.

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Do you still have a regular ol’ iPhone? Sad! Get a 24-ct gold phone.

Do you still have a regular ol' iPhone? Sad! Get a 24-ct gold phone.

You'll just need $4,995.

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